who said what...:-)

It was the first day of school in US. and a new student named
Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American history.

 

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up "Patrick Henry,
1775." He said, "Very good!"

 

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863." said Chandrashekhar.

 

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country,
knows more about its history than you do."

 

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians."
"Who said that?" she demanded.

 

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer,
1862."

 

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said
that?"

 

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

 

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Kiss
this!"
Chandrashekhari jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!"

 

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

 

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

 

The teacher fainted.

 

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" and
Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2004