Friday, March 16, 2007

Naughty Jokes (Adult jokes!!)

Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?

A: Cricketers drop the catches and a condom catches the drops.

 

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?

A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

 

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

 

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own.

 

Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward...

backward... forward... stop and eject.

 

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't comes means you are in big trouble

 

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.

 

Q: qualities to be a perfect wife:

Beautiful,

Responsible,

Energetic,

Adorable,

Sweet,

Truthful and

Self Organized.

....In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

 

Q: Who is a gynecologist?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

 

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