Two Reasons...

Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. " Wake up, son . It's time to go to school."

The son " But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

Mama: "Give me two reason s why you don't want to go to school."

" One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me,"replied the son.

" Oh! that's no reason . Come on, you have to go to school,"Mama insists.

The son retorts," Give me two good reason s WHY I should go to school?"

Mama replies," One, you are FIFTY TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school