Email and Tomatoes !!!!

 

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a
test.

"You are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email.

 

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

 

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

 

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.

 

The man replied, "I don't have an email".

 

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire!!!!!

 

What are you waiting for….Switch off your internet and start spending the time more productively!!!!!

Singh Is King!!!

Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
 
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
 
The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
 
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
 
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
 
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
 
The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
 
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
 
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.
 
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
 
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
 
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked.
 
Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back"!!!
 
 

 

 

Boss Kidnapped

 

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Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in

loud discussions during office time.....

 

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened

to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

 

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

 

They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to

douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

 

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

 

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

 

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"About 1 liter."